2 Intermezzo

PREGNANT WOMAN

Maharani became desperate because her 4-year-old son had not yet stopped his terrible habit . Helmi frequently sucked his thumb. Various efforts had been conducted by the mother, from promise to picnic, promise to dine out, promise to purchaase toys for him. But Helmi was still absorbed to suck his thumb.

Because of being fed up, the mother berated her son desperately. "If you keep sucking your thumb, your stomach will swell then blast like a balloon!". Then he stopped to suck his thumb.

One day, Maharani brought the toddler to promenade in Alexander dept. Store. She let Helmi run here and there.

Suddenly, he saw a pregnant woman passing. Helmi went to stand up in front of the woman "Madam ......... you must like sucking thumb", he commented the pregnant woman confidently.


CAR TROUBLE

Andre, a student of bukit mas Course, came late and he was asked by Mr. Akhyar

Akhyar : "Andre, why do you come late?"
Andre : "Car trouble, Sir!"
Akhyar : "As far as I know, you don't posses a car"
Andre : "The trouble is.............., I don't own a car!" Andre answered naively